First and last words

posted August 28 @ 04:12am

Must hurt, when the loyal one betrays you.

posted August 28 @ 03:46am
I opened my mouth, almost said something. Almost. The rest of my life might have turned out differently if I had. But I didn’t. The Kite Runner (Khaled Hosseini) posted August 27 @ 08:48pm

thisshitfunny:

thatdudeemu:

queerasfuck88:

Jon Stewart Goes After Fox in Powerful Ferguson Monologue

I been waiting for the daily show to come back so they could cover this

Jon rip them boys a new asshole 

posted August 27 @ 08:47pm

ALS Ice bucket challenge | Eminem +

posted August 27 @ 08:47pm

420calum:

So at work yesterday we only had pink spoons to hand out for the frozen yogurt and every male asked if we had a different color spoon because they did not like pink and it’s femininity and lemme tell u that this proves boys are weak and a fuckjng pink spoon proved that

posted August 27 @ 08:45pm
posted August 27 @ 08:45pm

tastefullyoffensive:

Perfectly Timed Dog Photos [boredpanda]

Previously: Before and After Pictures of Animals Growing Up

posted August 27 @ 05:53pm
trickstersgambit:

22-07-2009:

aimlessme:

amoying:

archaeology:

Ancient Puppy Paw Prints Found on Roman Tiles

i got really happy about this and then i was like “this dog is probably dead” and now i am crying

Probably dead

Probably

There’s hope, apparently.

trickstersgambit:

22-07-2009:

aimlessme:

amoying:

archaeology:

Ancient Puppy Paw Prints Found on Roman Tiles

i got really happy about this and then i was like “this dog is probably dead” and now i am crying

Probably dead

Probably

There’s hope, apparently.

posted August 27 @ 05:53pm

About Ashley Benson… {insp.}

posted August 27 @ 05:52pm
krisssyyy000:

You have one year. Good luck

krisssyyy000:

You have one year. Good luck

posted August 27 @ 05:51pm
singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

posted August 27 @ 03:41pm

supersmashthestatebros:

no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.

posted August 27 @ 04:46am
You need someone who goes out of their way to make it obvious that they want you in their life. Unknown  (via ladyofanaturalstate) posted August 27 @ 01:30am

refreshinglyclassic:

burningoleander:

midnight-emotive:

'if lesbians use dildos why don't they just have sex with a man?'

image

'if straight men like fucking women in the ass why don't they just fuck men?'

Finally, a brilliant response to a dumb question.

posted August 26 @ 11:12pm
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